POLL: what is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?

I want to know what happened to you that you can laugh at today. Me? Well, something happened when I was in karate, where I have a defensive weapon called, a Shi-ni. It is a sword made of bamboo. I was practicing when I hit a nearby table with it, and it bounced right into my head. What happened to you though, no rude answers please.